There is a raucous ruckus. A HORRIBLE crash. A scuffling, a clashing, a scraping and grunting. There is....

Music? Lots of music! And two men, laughing and jeering.

"Pustular abscess!"

"French dog!"

"Have AT you!"

They couldn't possibly still be at this, could they ( Read more... )

On the occasion of her eleventh birthday, Ingress dreams a little dream of oh, so many things.

tiny tag: Vanyel Ashkevron

The Pirate King has no idea about Mardi Gras, but the Pirate King is in a good mood since he just got to throw Frederic over the side and gets to drink sherry ( Read more... )

The woman who steps through the Door is glamorous to the point of parody, with an impossible fall of sleekly wavy blonde hair, impeccably arched eyebrows, and a lacy black dress that doesn't look as though anyone should be able to move in it without copious amount of duct tape in some spots and Crisco in others ( Read more... )

The Pirate King looks exceedingly smug when he bursts through the door with a, "Ha, ha!"

Then he turns around as he realizes he's at the Bar and with some lovely bouncy music following him he makes his way to Bar where he's greeted by a note.

With a grin, he leaps over the countertop and writes on the board:

Specials
Sherry
Rum

(OOC: This is ( Read more... )

The bar, as all patrons learn sooner or later, has a twisted sense of humor, and thus, as depicted on a certain carton if ice cream, there is an ornately clad pirate-captain-doctor standing confusedly in the middle of the bar taking in her abrupt wardrobe change.

"Oh come on. Really?"

As patrons enter the bar today, they may catch the lively strands of concertinas, mandolins, fiddles, bagpipes, drums, hautboys, and more collaborating to make up jaunty, toe-tapping tunes even the most stoic of observers would have trouble resisting ( Read more... )

[OOM: The iCarly crew has quite a job in front of them, when it comes to making the initial round of cuts for the dance contest videos.

Some contestants are a little more ... unusual than others.]

[tag: frederic, h.e.r.b.i.e.]

There's no dramatic fanfare that precedes Leela into the bar today; no impressive entrance; no thrilling score.

Just one Cyclopean mutant who, upon seeing where her door has led her, leaps into the air with a "YIPPEE!"

We are mature today, yes.

[ooc: Yes, it's been a while. Be gentle. ^^;]

[tiny!tag: Philip Marlowe]

Agnes slips into Milliways and leans back against the door once it closes, taking a deep breath. Nanny Ogg had gone off on one of her 'sabbaticals', which Agnes long ago learned means 'pub crawl'. That she had been gone a week usually means she's gotten herself lost, so Granny Weatherwax had gone to find her ( Read more... )